Elect me as the ultimate pro-life president!

Moving beyond the duopoly on reproductive issues; and, investigate Musk?

As many people know, the Alabama Supreme Court recently ruled that in vitro-fertilized eggs are human life.

That’s our starting point.

Second, there is no minimum age to be a Supreme Court justice. (Ditto on being an inferior court federal judge). Don’t believe me? Go read Article III of the U.S. Constitution. Take note what you won’t see there.

Now, we get to our Swiftian “modest proposal.”

What would be more pro-life than promoting an egg bank fertilized egg to the Supreme Court?

Now, obviously, this fertilized egg would need a “regency” of some sort. And, assuming this egg doesn’t age, if maintained in a pristine condition, but the regent ages in normal fashion, the regent will have to be replaced. In fact, I’d have to draft some sort of political testament for the replacement of the regent after my death.

And, we can even make that more explicitly Christian Religious Right.

That fertilized egg, at least potentially, might have ETERNAL life! I would be the ultimate pro-lifer indeed.

Oh, and remember, per Joe Walsh?

“A vote for me is a vote for me!”

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Per the second half of the subhed, Mitch McConnell’s sister in law, Angela Chao, was recently found drowned in a lake near Austin, Texas.

In a Tesla.

Given the Chao family’s connections to the People’s Republic of China, and given electric vehicles and Tesla, and that the death investigation still is theoretically a criminal investigation, shouldn’t we be investigating Elon Musk? International industrial sabotage murder?

I mean, we all know how dangerous Tesla’s autopilot system is when a person who is driving turns it on. What if Elmo fiddled with it remotely and drove old Dixie Chao down … into that lake?